Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for June 15, 2023

Your sales are lagging because you don’t show potential customers enough examples of our product.

carry dehydrated samples – they’re not as heavy

With a tip of the Hatlo Hat to the anvil salesman in “The Music Man”

There are two wheelers, ya know!

Company was shortlived

Concrete proof that you should get another job.

Kind of a drag. :)

Drag king. :)

So much for vintage Salesman’s Samples

Soon the last memories of the door-to-door encyclopedia salesman will pass from human memory. My wife sold overpriced knives and those samples were heavy enough.

His sales tactics are heavy-handed.

He believes in working harder, not smarter.

So sad, that’s why they invented wheels, dummy!…

I hope he cements the deal.

shoe salesman to the mafia

The “Help Wanted”ad said Anchor Man.

He needs concrete proof to present to the office, that’s he’s doing is best to meet sales quotas.