My cell mate.
“How about the prison psychiatrist who declared me insane?”
Well, let’s see, there’s my mom, grandma, and oh yeah, the guard at the prison.
What if I adopt a cat? Can I list them as a reference?
No? Okay, I’ll adopt a human.
“How about my last two parole officers?”
I had a pen pal who was a parole officer. She said her job involved sitting in an office all day listening to people lie to her.
" It’s nice to see you completed your sentence. And with a period. Well done!"
Jim Unger
Cornelius Noodleman 11 months ago
My cell mate.
Captain Bars 11 months ago
“How about the prison psychiatrist who declared me insane?”
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Well, let’s see, there’s my mom, grandma, and oh yeah, the guard at the prison.
bluecat 11 months ago
What if I adopt a cat? Can I list them as a reference?
No? Okay, I’ll adopt a human.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
“How about my last two parole officers?”
I had a pen pal who was a parole officer. She said her job involved sitting in an office all day listening to people lie to her.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
" It’s nice to see you completed your sentence. And with a period. Well done!"