It is NOT easy to intimidate mall Santas! They spend all day holding squirming brats and being splashed with various types of excreta, while horrible suburban parents shout instructions. Convicted murderers used to be sentenced to be mall Santas—before it was ruled to be “cruel and unusual punishment.”
John Falstaff about 2 years ago
It is NOT easy to intimidate mall Santas! They spend all day holding squirming brats and being splashed with various types of excreta, while horrible suburban parents shout instructions. Convicted murderers used to be sentenced to be mall Santas—before it was ruled to be “cruel and unusual punishment.”