“Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.” Confucius
“Drew Barrymore sings so badly, deaf people refuse to watch her lips move.” Woody Allen
An older gentleman had lost his hearing aid and wanted to get a new one. Before getting the new hearing aid, he wanted his ear cleaned out, so he went to his doctor.As the doctor was cleaning his ears, he noticed a foreign object lodged in the man’s ear canal. With a pair a tweezers, the doctor removed the object. Upon closer examination, he discovered that it was a suppository. The doctor told the older gentleman that he had a suppository stuck in his ear.
At this, the man exclaimed, “Now I know where I put my hearing aid!”
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NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member almost 6 years ago
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Yakety Sax almost 6 years ago
“Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.” Confucius
“Drew Barrymore sings so badly, deaf people refuse to watch her lips move.” Woody Allen
An older gentleman had lost his hearing aid and wanted to get a new one. Before getting the new hearing aid, he wanted his ear cleaned out, so he went to his doctor.As the doctor was cleaning his ears, he noticed a foreign object lodged in the man’s ear canal. With a pair a tweezers, the doctor removed the object. Upon closer examination, he discovered that it was a suppository. The doctor told the older gentleman that he had a suppository stuck in his ear.
At this, the man exclaimed, “Now I know where I put my hearing aid!”