“Dear wife. As I’m going to leave I need to make some confessions to you. You remember the time we went camping? I cheated on you with the hippies next tent.”
“Oh Darling” answers the wife with a sorrowful face “I suspected it but it is forgiven.”
The man continues “And when this nice young lady moved in the house next door, I also cheated on you with her.”
“Oh loved one” answers the wife with a pitiful look “I knew but I also forgive you .”
Still the man goes on “And my secretary. All the long evenings I had to do overtime I spend with her.”
“Oh honey” answers the wife with a soft smile “that’s why I poisoned you.”
Argythree about 6 hours ago
And he looks like he’s perpetually enraged…
Kwen about 5 hours ago
Very old joke, but I always heard it with “I was very unlucky with my 2 wives…”. Not PC anymore, I guess.
Yakety Sax about 5 hours ago
A men on his deathbed was speaking to his wife
“Dear wife. As I’m going to leave I need to make some confessions to you. You remember the time we went camping? I cheated on you with the hippies next tent.”
“Oh Darling” answers the wife with a sorrowful face “I suspected it but it is forgiven.”
The man continues “And when this nice young lady moved in the house next door, I also cheated on you with her.”
“Oh loved one” answers the wife with a pitiful look “I knew but I also forgive you .”
Still the man goes on “And my secretary. All the long evenings I had to do overtime I spend with her.”
“Oh honey” answers the wife with a soft smile “that’s why I poisoned you.”