F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 08, 2012

my god!!! thats worse than what i thought you were going to say … that it was full of dead kittens

Ladies, don’t ridicule a man’s “package”.

And after the bomb squad blew it up in place it turned out to be a homeless guys underwear.

Now, don’t get carried away.

Yeah, Right!! They say report it – but – if it turns out to be nothing you get ridiculed on the front page of every paper in the country!

Haha. That would be my luck. Headlines say “Hillbilly causes major airport delay over discarded bag of bagels and lox.”My picture there saying, “what are the odds”?

If the package is suspicious, it should do the reporting.

Of course it’s suspicious – it’s acting rather wary of strangers.

Elvis disapproves of all this Suspicion.

A package like that shut down the highway once. Not a happy camper.

If you see something, say something!!

Dat guy with the hoodie left it there. I’m sure he gonna be right back.

Baslim, that could be TRAUMATIC!!!I hope you had a therapy session with some Heinlein books to recover. ;-D

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