Policeman: I may only be a mall cop, but you will still have to face a mall judge and a jury of your fellow shoppers.
Better get a mall practice lawyer.
Or a jury of your fellow shop-lifters.
your going downtown……shopping
Enter the ‘Mall of Shame’.
Sentence: Standing in the “Returns” line behind 1000 hyper teenagers.
Community service: 100 hours of running the golf cart and finding lost cars in the parking lot.
I would sentence him to stand in the way of those old ladies that go to the mall for walking exercise. I was almost trampled to death when I was window shopping gifts. At Victoria’s Secret.
Look at that sweater. It must be a fashion police charge.
Anyway, the guy’s just a privately employed security guard and has no legal responsibility.
I love you tony. Srsly.
November 07, 2013
Superfrog over 11 years ago
Better get a mall practice lawyer.
pcolli over 11 years ago
Or a jury of your fellow shop-lifters.
TheVernalPool over 11 years ago
your going downtown……shopping
Gglpaint1 over 11 years ago
Enter the ‘Mall of Shame’.
brick10 over 11 years ago
Sentence: Standing in the “Returns” line behind 1000 hyper teenagers.
PoodleGroomer over 11 years ago
Community service: 100 hours of running the golf cart and finding lost cars in the parking lot.
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
I would sentence him to stand in the way of those old ladies that go to the mall for walking exercise. I was almost trampled to death when I was window shopping gifts. At Victoria’s Secret.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Look at that sweater. It must be a fashion police charge.
pcolli over 11 years ago
Anyway, the guy’s just a privately employed security guard and has no legal responsibility.
tegm over 11 years ago
I love you tony. Srsly.