“This is not a stick-up. Don’t put all your money into these bags.You can press the alarm if you want and the first person to move doesn’t get it. Oh, hello officer.”
There was also an SNL one from ‘84, for a “security alarm” company… the twist was it was installed on the house of a “professional burglar”, who was trying to get out for the evening to “burgle”… it showed what seemed to be him gathering a wallet and other valuables, but it was his stuff, as he was getting ready to leave, only to have his house alarm each time… – The alarm company’s tagline: "He won’t break into your house, if he can’t get out of his ….
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
F- indeed
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
His plan didn’t work. He put too much stock in those bags…
pcolli almost 11 years ago
“This is not a stick-up. Don’t put all your money into these bags.You can press the alarm if you want and the first person to move doesn’t get it. Oh, hello officer.”
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
There was also an SNL one from ‘84, for a “security alarm” company… the twist was it was installed on the house of a “professional burglar”, who was trying to get out for the evening to “burgle”… it showed what seemed to be him gathering a wallet and other valuables, but it was his stuff, as he was getting ready to leave, only to have his house alarm each time… – The alarm company’s tagline: "He won’t break into your house, if he can’t get out of his ….
tuna1 almost 11 years ago
This could be an episode of COPS
nathanb08 almost 11 years ago
HA HA Good one Tony
pouncingtiger almost 11 years ago
Stupid Criminal #1