F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 09, 2015

  1. It  s a gas station    by todd sullest
    Max Starman Jones  over 9 years ago

    In Texas, they have stopped the “last meal” thing. It was the inmate’s last shot at the world. It was not uncommon to see one order a giant pepperoni pizza, a gallon of ice cream, a bucket of fried chicken, two six packs of beer, and on and on, then just take a taste or two of things, and push it away.

    Now, their “last meal” is whatever was on the menu for the prison that night.

    Those guys ruined it for all of us. Now, if I end up on death row, I will be stuck with that ordinary meal, just because somebody messed things up.

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  2. It  s a gas station    by todd sullest
    Max Starman Jones  over 9 years ago

    Thanks for the comments, guys. It was just that I had always thought that elaborate last meal would be a silver lining to an otherwise bad day…

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    Thomas A.  over 9 years ago

    LOL

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