F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 07, 2024

But these days the cats push you around.

Too true. Good thing for us this isn’t their ancestors’ time.

You opted for the good life, free food

As it is all we can do is leave a puddle on the floor.

I built one of these to keep my dog in the mud room. She’s dead now but I still use it to keep my grandkids out of the mud room.

And then… the pampering would stop. But perpetual Walkies! Until you find yourself in the City Pound.

Oh how I yearn for the days when raptors ruled with impunity.

Ah… the good ol’ days!

“Let’s just jump the gate and eat the couch.”

Some breeds still do!

But then you’d have to solve the doorknob problem.

Sure … about 10,000 years ago.