For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 14, 1996

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Elly: Is that another e-mail from Michael? Elizabeth: Yeah - it's cool. He's dating a girl called Deanna, they went to a bar where everyone danced in soapsuds, an' his friend Weed almost broke the college record for "the weenie run"! That's where you put a wiener in each nostril an' see how far you can... Elly: But...did he say how he's doing on his exams, Elizabeth? Elizabeth: Nah...he only tells me the important stuff!