Take out 50 bucks, and God gets 5 dollars. That’s kind of a lot. 5% seems nicer for everyone. And it’s none than a lot of people usually pay. But it should fund the shelters and food programs
A kid writes to God asking for $100. The post office sends it to the POTUS, who sends the boy $5. Later another letter lands on the president’s desk reading: "Thanx, God, for the $100. However, it appears the your gift got rerouted thru Washington, and, as usual, those bastids deducted $95.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
Malaquías 3:8, 10
ncrist about 3 years ago
Take out 50 bucks, and God gets 5 dollars. That’s kind of a lot. 5% seems nicer for everyone. And it’s none than a lot of people usually pay. But it should fund the shelters and food programs
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
A kid writes to God asking for $100. The post office sends it to the POTUS, who sends the boy $5. Later another letter lands on the president’s desk reading: "Thanx, God, for the $100. However, it appears the your gift got rerouted thru Washington, and, as usual, those bastids deducted $95.
gammaguy about 3 years ago
If tithes actually went to God, I might support them. But they go to the church(es), instead.