Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for February 04, 2016

Um, you DO like your daughter’s new boobs?!?! Who are you? Donald Trump?!

Which is why parents will sometimes tell you they’re making pasketti for dinner.

I think every parent has stories of their children’s inability to pronounce certain words or names correctly. My brother Jeff was “Jepps”, and my sister Louise was “Wheeze.”

My daughter used to call umbrellas “brewlellas.” So cute!

I was watching a popular Canadian series recently that has something of a squeaky-clean approach to its “family” content. One character’s frustrated young daughter used a mild, innocuous expletive, and her mother immediately scolds her with the retort, “Language.” I so desperately wanted the script to have her daughter respond, “Yes, mother, it’s called English, and it’s how I express myself.”

I suppose it’s like when a friend’s child describes the ho-hos hovering above various saints’ heads in the paintings as we wander through the museum.

Bonus Panel:

https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/boops-bonus-panel/

theres also the cute thing where you say everything with a “w”