Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for September 26, 2019
Transcript:
A step-by-step guide to explaining gay marriage to children. 1. Keep it short and simple Dicky: well, people love who they love. And when they meet someone really special, sometimes they get married. Baby: oh, ok... 2. Be ready for follow-up questions. Baby: i'm hungry can I have a cookie? Dicky: Sure, but just one ok ?
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
If you don’t make a big fuss, kids take it in their stride….any chocolate chips left?
vehlers about 5 years ago
Well this is going to piss off bible thumpers….which makes it even better.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
I’m missing new strips.
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
And it should be a cookie from the waterfowl family … not songbirds or raptors or wading birds. Got it?
Stocky One about 5 years ago
I was offered a cookie the other day. But I had to click “accept” to get it…