FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 02, 1993

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Peter: AAAA! Why does this sort of thing always happen to me?! Paige: What? Peter: Denise bagged on the holiday formal! My own girlfriend! I'm dateless! Paige: So? Peter: So?! I've got a limo lined up... dinner lined up... a tuxedo lined up... all of it wasted! It's not like I can just take somebody else! Monogamy stinks. Paige: Speaking as a nogamist...