FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 22, 1996

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Jason: Hey, Peter, look what I found in the basement! Peter: Oh, yeah - that's my old magic set. I got it for my birthday about five years ago. I never really used it much. Jason: If you don't want it, can I have it? Peter: Sure. Why not? Well, Jason, you've certainly answered my question. Jason: C'mon - it'll just look like I'm chopping off your fingers...