FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 13, 1996

Transcript:

Andy: Roger, I've decided to stop fighting you. Roger: Oh? Andy: It's your face. If you want to stop shaving it, if you want to grow some hideous beard, that's your right. Roger: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I knew I'd win! Andy: By the same token, these are my leg hairs... Roger: You wouldn't...