FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 29, 1996

Transcript:

Peter: Any more rumors about the next Springsteen album? Girl: Not since the last time you asked. Peter: Dang. That was over an hour ago. Man: Can I help you? Peter: I was thinking about getting this CD. Have you heard anything about it? Man: Yeah, I've listened to it a couple times. It's pretty lame. Most of the songs are rip-offs of other bands. The guitar riffs are totally cookie-cutter and they lyrics could have been writen by 10-year-olds. Even the engineering seened off. Half the songs had this really annoying reverb effect. I dunno. Can't say I'd recommend buying it. Still, that is one hot-looking half-naked babe on the cover. Peter: Dad, at what age does a guy's brain regain control of itself? Roger: What's with all the reverb?!