FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 01, 1998

Transcript:

Eileen Jacobson: Look, Jason, I don't want you to be teased by your friends, I really don't. But I don't want to be treated the way you've been treating me recently, either. So the way I see it, you've got a decision to make: Which do you like more--me, or your precious "girl hater" reputation? You can't have both, so what's it going to be? Jason: Um...I'll tell you tomorrow. Eileen Jacobson: You said that yesterday. Jason: Er..., and it's not tomorrow yet is it?