FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 26, 1998

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Andy: I hear your brother is trying to teach his iguana to play sports. Peter: He thinks it'll get him a movie deal. Andy: Like that basketball playing dog? Peter: Exactly. Although he's not having a whole lot of success finding a sport that Quincy's good at. Peter: So far he's eliminated basketball, baseball, hockey, frisbee, lacrosse, bowling, skeet shooting, and judo. Andy: I'm surprised he hasn't also eliminated Quincy. Peter: The day is young. Jason: Quincy, no! I said throw the dart, not eat it!