FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 03, 2000

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Paige: Would someone be a dear and get the door? Voices from school: I'll get it! No, I will! No! Let me! Outta my way! Off! Hey! I'm closest! Ow! Stop pushing! Paige: Hello, I'm Paige Fox. Have I come to the right room? I find gym glass positively invigorating, don't you? My book bag? Why, yes, it is Chanel. Pardon me, boys, but I'm late for math. Prom Queen?? Me?? I'm just a freshman but thank you. Andy: Fashion magazines?! Paige, you said you were up here preparing for school! Paige: Well, how would you define that?