FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 30, 2003

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Television: Coming up next, it's the show that pits television producers against each other in furious competition! Watch as they each propose newer and ever more bizarre ways to pander to the viewing public's voyeuristic impulses! At stake are millions! Who will walk away with it?! Whose show will land a network deal?! Find out, on "Reality Series: The Reality Series." Peter: You just knew it would come to this.