FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 13, 2005

Transcript:

Jason: I thought of a great Valentine's gift you could give mom. Roger: Oh, yeah? Jason: You could sit next to her on the sofa... Roger: Uh huh... Jason: With the lights all nice and dimmed... Roger: Uh huh... Jason: Whisper in her ear that you have a surprise... Roger: Uh huh... Jason: Then turn on the TV to show how you've arranged your Zombiegeddon assault teams to form a big "I heart you" on the in-game map! Roger: I think I'll just stick with flowers, thanks. Jason: Romance really is dead with some people.