FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 16, 2005
March 15, 2005
March 17, 2005
Transcript:
Coach: What's this? Peter: A sworn statement that says I'm not taking steroids. Just in case you or anyone else ever wonders. Coach: Steroids. What about hallucinogens? Peter: Hard to believe, but these pythons are all-natural.
AmethystProtector almost 13 years ago
And malnourished.
MysticNova314 over 12 years ago
Not malnourished, he can’t go 0.000(ad infinitum)…1 yoctoseconds without eating.And yes, I know that that was probably sarcasm.
FoxtrotFan over 7 years ago
pythons?
person1 over 3 years ago
you mean your noodle arms?