FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 29, 2005

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Andy: You wore a bow tie to school? Jason: It's common knowledge that people with bow ties appear smarter. Since I already score perfects on all of my tests, the only hope I have of improving my grades this year will be to boost my "intangibles." I also wore an Albert Einstein mask, until the nose got dented during dodge ball. Andy: Jason, I have a meeting with your teacher next week... Jason: Actually, she wants to have it sooner if possible.