FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 11, 2009
January 04, 2009
January 18, 2009
Transcript:
Voice from television: For this exercise, begin by touching your toes. I said touch your toes... Andy: You're supposed to be playing Wii fit! Roger: It was too hard. Jason: OK, when the Stormtroopers come, pres a-b-a....
wndrwrthg almost 16 years ago
“I don’t touch my toes, and they don’t touch me”.
Tetsuo almost 16 years ago
“How can I touch them if I can’t actually see them?”
i_am_the_jam almost 16 years ago
Why would it be hard for him? He’s as skinny as a twig, geez…
kfaatz925 almost 16 years ago
Might have this wrong, but:
Q: What did Jackie Gleason believe existed, even though he’d never seen them?
A: His feet.
Something like that, anyway.
Digital Frog almost 16 years ago
Nobody moves, and nobody gets hurt…
611Kwel almost 16 years ago
Jason has the right idea. Exercise those finger muscles instead.
shadowcougar8 almost 16 years ago
Hard is in the eye of the beholder
LateToTheGame almost 16 years ago
Isn’t that “beerholder”?
NicodemusLegend almost 16 years ago
Amend is known for tossing in complex codes and such that actually mean something, as opposed to just for laughs. I wonder what’s supposed to happen if one follows Jason’s instructions?
liljmoney192 almost 16 years ago
this is reallly funny i like it
abbers21 almost 16 years ago
funny
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 14 years ago
Just find another exercise-like one you can cheat at by holding a Big Mac, a Frappuccino, or any other calorie-dense food item.
comicsfannate over 12 years ago
If they have a Wii, why are they using Nintendo 64 controllers?
Tijaro over 4 years ago
roger cant see his toes XD
k1401308 over 4 years ago
Wii!