FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 18, 2012

He’s a left-handed shortstop in one, and a right-handed pitcher in another…

Not exactly a Honus Wagner tobacco card. Anyway, Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards are more my thing. Other folks my age seem to like Magic The Gathering. And Wacky Packages and Garbage Pail Kids cards seem to be coming back.

I volunteer at a thrift shop. A very interesting donation was some boxes of NHL cards… still in their sealed, plastic covering.

i used to collect wwe trading cards. and cards that came promoting movies like batman

Peter’s so bad, he has to be a switch thrower. Hmm, this arm doesn’t work. The other one couldn’t be any worse ……….

Why are his eyes closed on every card?

My brother had a Mickey Mantle rookie card, but my mom threw out all his “bubble gum” cards when he left for college.

Nice dream, Peter, but I don’t think it’ll happen in this comic script.

He doesn’t want to be on a Benchwarmer trading card. Those are actually girly model cards!

I’m wondering what the big “H” is for on each card.

At one time there were switch pitchers as well as switch hitters.

You gotta love an optimist!

No no no… It’s SUBSTITUTE benchwarmer.