FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 07, 2016

let ‘im have his moment o’ glory, Paige

Paige, you need some meat on those bones.

No, Paige, not low tide. This happens just before a tsunami.

I hope Bill continues this next Sunday with a wave taking out Jason’s sand ocean and Jason as well.

Bill quick, run for the hills! The safety nannies are coming!Everybody else get your big protective bubble out and get your kids in there.

O.M.G. REALLY? You are such a…Have you EVER been to a beach????There is a problem digging a giant hole in the sand, but not a problem with sand castles. First of all, NO ONE could ever stand on such a structure made of sand. The sand has nearly zero cohesion. Go back to bed.

Ummm… I hope you’re being sarcastic.

Um, dude…IT’S A COMIC STRIP!!! (and if you’re being sarcastic, here’s a note: sarcasm does NOT translate well in typing unless you add something, like “/endsarcasm” or somesuch.

Impressive details, Jason.

@JPuzzleWhiz@JPuzzleWhiz@ShadowBeastI hope Bill continues this next Sunday with a wave taking out Jason’s sand ocean and Jason as well.Not for nothing, but I would NEVER advise anyone to stand on a pile of sand the way Jason is doing. You could fall in and, yes, suffocate to death.….Bill Amend should be thoroughly raked over the coals for depicting such a dangerous and deadly stunt. Who knows how many kids’ll see this strip thinking that it’s a safe thing to do to stand on a large pile of sand? TODAY’S STRIP SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN APPROVED!Okay, I’ll get off the soapbox, now. I think my point’s been made.…This sounds familiar. Just read the disillusioned parents at the dreaded lower end of the 1-star spectrum on Amazon.

The “man” can dream

This kid has WAY to much time on his hands

I never even built such a big thing from sand at the beach