FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 11, 2023

It’s better than her cooking

Who wants a strip that actually has a new premise?

I like the strip pretty funny but bland could use some arcs again too bad he doesnt post daily 7/10

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/06/09

I believe carbon aids with digestion….

For a moment there, it looked like a tree growing up from inside the BBQ grill.

And be on the lookout for falling satellites.

Rocket powered grill.

We had just finished barbecuing, and my sister accidentally dropped her hot dog on the floor. My parent’s dog instantly pounced on it and scarfed it down in one bite.

My grandpa then turned to me with the biggest $hit-eating grin:

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world.”

My friend bet me $100,000 I couldn’t barbecue on a plane

The steaks have never been higher

Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue

They just rib it.

Did you know that the hotdogs that you get in the store are very closely related to each other? It’s true! Just look next time you are at a picnic or someplace serving a lot of hotdogs. And see how many of them are in-bread.

I’m willing to accept Roger futilely wanting to play chess, even if he won’t last ten moves. But I can’t accept his family letting him go out with a five gallon drum of lighter fluid and a solitary charcoal briquet.

You can always hope your opponent may make a really bad mistake in a chess game. But surely you would learn something if the FAA issues an arrest warrant for the danger you pose to the air corridor and you’d try something different with the grill.

Appropriate for a Sunday: Roger has made burnt offerings.

Personally, I like blackened chicken. :) :) :)

That is ONE impressive fire, Roger!

Roger had to step up his grilling game now that Gocomics has added Crankshaft.

That flame could rival Mt. Doom to melt the Ring of Power.

Really, Roger! Almost three years stuck at home and you STILL haven’t learned how to use the grill?!

Roger seems as in denial about his lack of grilling skills as Andy is about her cooking…

So Roger grills poorly and Andy’s cooking isn’t edible. No wonder the kids are thin.

Who wants someone else to order pizza? An eggplant and Brussels sprouts pizza might not be such a great idea.

Roger seems to have learned to grill in Mordor.

Maybe he needs a propane grill where you can adjust the heat.

I guess nobody trusts Roger’s cooking.

Is there any man in the comics that can grill?

Given his culinary skills, he could have asked just one question and gotten it over with: “Who wants a lump of unidentifiable carbonized organic material?”

Two things Rodger: First, one doesn’t eat the burnt offerings you make to the gods. Second, call NASA and have them put that grill on a test stand. They might learn something useful and you might be able to retire early.

Not everyday that Andy’s the one suggesting they order pizza. Usually she uses opportunities such as this to hock whatever the heck it is that she cooks and calls “food.”

Ha ha. Dads and grills, amirite?

I think dad buys his lighter fluid from NASA’s supply of, past the “Best if used by” date, rocket fuel.

competing with Crankshaft

Ayyy, Andy actually offered to order pizza! Good for her.

Who wants fresh charcoal!?!

“My kite!” is still one of the funniest sentences in all of comics history.

She’s going to order tofu pizza, you know.

Smoky the Bear is looking for Roger

knew a clueless guy, that thought flames had to be burning to cook food. everything tasted like kerosene. one episode he melted the vinyl house siding it was so hot. idjit.

This is Pride Month. Roger should use his arson skills to torch churches and other places who do not embrace LBGTQWERTY people.

I know I pick on Andy for her gah-bij vegetarian cooking, but I also forget Roger can’t grill to save his life; only end one (the birds, by the looks of that inferno…)

talking quincyhttps://www.gocomics.com/foxtrotclassics/2013/05/02

Who knew your barbeque grill could also double as a volcanic geyser?

Get the pizza grill out!…

Do not let Mom order the pizza . . .

I’ll bet Gordon Ramsay would put Roger to shame…with all his 4-letter expletives.

He’s never going to learn not to use lighter fluid, is he?

I’d still rather eat his cooking than hers, but it’s a close call.

I feel like Roger cooks badly so that they can get pizza, if not it’s still working