FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 04, 2009
March 03, 2009
March 05, 2009
Transcript:
Peter: Time Travel?!? Are you insane?? Jason: It's the perfect solution to my predicament, Peter. I figure out a way to go back a week, warn myself about Eileen Jacobson's little scheme, and in doing so, prevent myself from making the biggest gaffe of my life! What could be simpler? Peter: Well the term "everything" leaps to mind. Jason: Let's see... I guess I should start by debunking Einstein...
attyush over 15 years ago
Don’t bother Jason. You will only make things worse.
txmystic over 15 years ago
Start by discrediting the cosmological constant, then the whole theory becomes suspect, Jason…
runar over 15 years ago
Even Einstein gave up on the cc.
mfboyd over 15 years ago
If you go back and stop yourself, then you’ll have no reason yo go back to stop yourself and so you won’t stop yourself so you’ll have to go back….time will be caught in a loop and the universe will stagnate.
pukka414 over 15 years ago
the time paradox i believe
pukka414 over 15 years ago
i just realized that they probably live in chicago
Benedick over 15 years ago
Peter wonders if Jason is insane? Does he even need to ask?
foxtrotluver99 over 15 years ago
pukka414 says: i just realized that they probably live in chicago bill amend admitted that they live in northern california
mrprongs over 15 years ago
Way to paradoxially alter history, Jason.
Jason took the pencil from the holder, but where’d the holder go to?
Oh wait, he must have succeeded in time traveling.
ozzimandius over 15 years ago
No I just got hungry waiting for the time space continuum to reset, and that pencil loked so slimming.