FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 25, 2012

Roger probably owes Andi and REAL vacation to the REAL Caribbean… sans children.

Roger doesn’t owe anything. She chose to be miserable.

He owes you NOTHING you ingrate!

If she wants a nicer vacation, maybe she should get a job instead of staying home finding horrible recipes to foist off on her poor family.

She has a job writing a column for the local paper.

If she wants to get real she needs to give real. No tofu.

Wasn’t there the pay-per-view sunset in this story arc? What happened to that one?

Roger should be happy he has a wife who’ll say she owes him an apology. That doesn’t usually happen in real life.

No offense, but I’m taking Andy’s side. I’d rather have gone to the Caribbean than a tourist trap copy of it.

Andy’s right. Roger owes her big time for his latest screw up. Give her credit, she’s a work from home Mom with a doofus husband, and three kids who don’t appreciate her (although Jason is a cool kid).

I agree with Guilty Bystander. In what universe does a wife ever apologize to her husband?

Well, at least they didn’t drive clear across the country, destroy their car and leave a dead Aunt on their relative’s doorstep on the way to a theme park that turned out to be closed for two weeks for maintenance.

Gotta keep things in perspective.