FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 19, 2013
Transcript:
Roger: Mom, we talked about all this three years ago! Andy: That was just a basic overview. Birds and bees, lesson one. You're going into high school. You're ready for birds and bees, lesson two. Paige: I do watch network television, you realize. Andy: Good point. Let's jump to lesson 40.
einarbt over 11 years ago
40? Try 400.
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Good thing this wasn’t written now, with Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire and other savory shows on.
Wenthral over 11 years ago
Lesson forty? What’s that one about, Whips and Chains?
Panzerdrako over 11 years ago
Can you imagine what lesson should take if she had said that “i “surf” the internet” ?
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
just google anything and at least result will have sex. for example, google santorum.
Wren Fahel over 11 years ago
@shadowist (reply from yesterday’s strip):
“Mr. Mom”. That just happens to be one of my husband’s favorite quotable lines. Have you ever heard the song inspired by the movie, “Mr. Mom” by Lonestar? The video for it is hilarious.
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
I’d do lesson 40 with Andi.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
In for a surprise, Andy
dflak over 11 years ago
Mom: I’d like to talk to you about the birds and the bees.
Daughter: Sure, mom. What do you want to know?
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Don’t skip, Andy, just tell your daughter the truth and don’t let her get it off TV or anywhere else.
Sidneypop over 11 years ago
Lesson #1: Familiarity breeds.
mrsdonaldson over 11 years ago
I’d be monitoring her television viewing if she’s learned that much.
jimmeh over 11 years ago
Absolutely right on!
AStarofDestiny over 11 years ago
You hit the nail on the head.
heatherjasper1 over 11 years ago
I am so glad that I grew up with the Amanda show and other great shows as a little kid, not this teenage junk.