FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 25, 2014

Faceplam…

I wanted to see Don Iguan again.

My then-girlfriend and I once played Strip Magic: The Gathering. I think we were both playing to lose.

We’ve now been married more than twenty years.

That caption is perhaps a bit too on the nose, Paige. ;)

The last time I played strip Magic the Gathering I got exhausted… I was all tapped out.

I must be a real old fart! We used to call this strip poker!.In fact, we still do…: >)

Simple: Don’t play. They can’t make you. Leave if it comes to that.

Just wear a mask and thick clothing and equip Jason’s voice scrambler so they don’t know you’re a girl without looking creepily at your chest. Problem solved.