FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 17, 2021

Who does he think he is, Lucy Ricardo?

Athlete’s foot as an enticing flavor? I’d think it would throw off the balance.

This is what freezer-sized ziploc bags are for

To your lips from my feet, a little glass of sneaky pete.

I’ve never heard of Desenex before, but after looking it up, I think I’m with Andy on this one.

“If all goes well…” This is Roger Fox we’re dealing with.

Some people may think it looks like fun to crush grapes by stomping on them, but not me. I used to help my Dad make wine when I was growing up. I had to crush the scuppernongs by hand as he washed them and added them to the churn. By the time all were crushed (usually 2 or 3 5-gallon churns), my arms would be stinging from the acidic pulp. I would not want that kind of stinging on my feet and legs. Vinegar would reduce, but not stop, the sting. Only time did that.

“The Bad Batch”…

That will not add to the flavor.

I know that Roger is often portrayed as not being the sharpest crayon in the box, but in this situation, he is just being an idiot.

His “Philbert” has punked out.

Ewwww.