A 3rd grade teacher asked her students what was the greatest invention of all time. One kid puts his hand up and says “The car”. Another says “The computer”. The answers run the gamut until finally one kid says “The Thermos Bottle”. Teacher asks him why and he replies “Because it keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold”. A few seconds later, one kid raises his hand and when the teacher calls on him, he says “How do it know?”.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Language.
And Thaves is one of its finest practitioners.
constantine48 almost 3 years ago
I agree!
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
So is a good comic and this one is a real laugh this am.
Darryl Heine almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of a Schoolhouse Rock song: “Electricity, E-LEC-TRICITY…”
cornshell almost 3 years ago
But what about the light bulb? That was a bright idea!
dwdl21 almost 3 years ago
That’s just to punny…lol
ksu71 almost 3 years ago
The thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How does it know?
dwpbike almost 3 years ago
mike lindell is amused
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I heard that air conditioning was a breeze.
Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I think the greatest invention was the thermos bottle. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. How does it know the difference?
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
Corduroy pillow cases, they’ve been making headlines.
bobgreenwade almost 3 years ago
If electricity qualifies as an “invention,” then so does fire, which is still a pretty hot item.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Refrigeration/air conditioning is high on the list. But the ability to record the past is probably most important.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
As a city dweller, I must nominate the elevator, though I’ll admit it’s had its ups and downs.
darcyandsimon almost 3 years ago
See how he managed to fit 6 puns in there?
Bill D. Kat Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A 3rd grade teacher asked her students what was the greatest invention of all time. One kid puts his hand up and says “The car”. Another says “The computer”. The answers run the gamut until finally one kid says “The Thermos Bottle”. Teacher asks him why and he replies “Because it keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold”. A few seconds later, one kid raises his hand and when the teacher calls on him, he says “How do it know?”.
ksu71 almost 3 years ago
Does anyone read the previous posts?
cipactli77 almost 3 years ago
What would we do without a sewage system?
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The GPS.