Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 25, 2013

Dumb bumper stickers

Someday my honor student will be defending your thug in court. If you can afford it.

As an insurance employee, I can confirm there’s enough sophisitcation in figuring out all the aspects of what determines your rate, that Caufield isn’t far off in his first statement.

Back when “Have you hugged your kid today?” bumper stickers were all the rage, I saw somebody drive past with a bumper sticker reading “Have you slugged your kid today?” – horribly wrong, of course, but terrifically funny.

Then there were the ones that said “Have you belted your kid today?” – referring to seat belts.

“Save the whales, bomb a Toyota”.

“Insurance executive? After ACA they still exist?”While the ACA will make it easier for some people to fight diseases and parasitic infestations, they don’t eliminate the problem of insurance executives.

How many insurance executives used to be the bullies?

My best bumper sticker; “Pray for the success of atheism.”My holy-roller neighbor tore it off in the middle of the night.

Saw a sign in the back window of a car recently that said, “Who cares who’s on board?”

More likely, the school bully or loan shark.

Honor students, indeed.

My favorite: “My German Shepard is smarter than your honor student!” ; ))

Plenty of other things to insure besides health care.

My advice: Don’t put any bumper stickers on your car. The risk outweighs the benefits.

Debt Free: They are the ones who wrote the law, got Romney to put it in effect in Massachusetts, and complain about it now. Otherwise, we would have something to create a healthy citizenry like civilized countries have.

Some of the most popular people in school end up with a crappy livelihood. I know someone who was an honors student in school, but now he’s not so ambitious. He spends the vast majority of his time at home watching cartoons.

The bumper sticker that made me blow soda out my nose was:I don’t skinny dip; I chunky dunk;

No, in many case it is the fault of the law because the law now states that all health insurance must offer specific coverages. That coverage is often in excess of what many people want or need, so the high deductible, catastrophic care insurance that they had and that was affordable can not be offered now, under penalty of law. In other cases, employers who offered low cost health insurance must now raise the coverage at a cost they can’t afford so are now dumping insurance and will pay the penalty instead or will downsize to below 50 employees, thus dumping those people’s coverage as well.

They forget the lineman honors students