Caulfield: Beef tongue: $3.99/ lb. Flagpole: 12 Fahrenheit. Enlightenment: Imminent.
Mrs. Olsen: He's supposed to be in here, in class!
Frazz: You want him storing a pound and a half of raw meat in his desk until recess, let me know.
Caulfield, unless you have the meat at a temperature approximating the normal human temperature, your experiment is only producing your secondary desired result.
So what will the the “enlightenment” he thinks he will receive from freezing meat to the pole? It will defy gravity, it will either be cut off or hot water will remove it. Don’t waste it eat it!
pam Miner almost 8 years ago
I collect rocks. I look for the meaning of life in them.
Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago
You want to see a half pound of raw beef tongue frozen to the flagpole all day?
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
Caulfield, unless you have the meat at a temperature approximating the normal human temperature, your experiment is only producing your secondary desired result.
mddshubby2005 almost 8 years ago
I wonder if that cow’s name was Flick? Sure would be appropriate.
RwB1 almost 8 years ago
I double-dawg dare him to do it.
adrianrune almost 8 years ago
What a waste. Beef tongue sandwiches, especially on pumpernickel with a little horse radish, are wonderful.
pumaman almost 8 years ago
It will need to be moist.
euvnrutas almost 8 years ago
Does enlightenment involve a flagpole licking task?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
So what will the the “enlightenment” he thinks he will receive from freezing meat to the pole? It will defy gravity, it will either be cut off or hot water will remove it. Don’t waste it eat it!