Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 12, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  10 months ago

    Mine is 80 proof…….

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 months ago

    Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 10 months ago

    Trail mix type. and grape juice

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    Concretionist  10 months ago

    Those used to be my go-to cookie. But more recently my serum cookie tends toward ginger molasses odor…

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    diazch408  10 months ago

    The ways kids learn about the world today.

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    Serial Pedant  10 months ago

    Mine is fried okra.

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    The Orange Mailman  10 months ago

    National Peanut Butter Day was January 24.

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    lee85736  10 months ago

    I went to give blood one time years ago, they had a commotion when I checked in. When I asked why, they told me the hospital had a pediatric open heart surgery scheduled for that afternoon, and they were hoping I’d keep my donation appointment. Wait, you mean they are waiting on me so they can crack somebody’s toddler’s chest open? Scary. Kind of good, but scary.

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    Ellen Smith-Susan Premium Member 10 months ago

    mmmm… oreos! just signed up for my next donation!

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    mourdac Premium Member 10 months ago

    After donating 15 gallons, I’ve been sidelined by health issues precluding donating more.

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    Mugens Premium Member 10 months ago

    The last time I checked the Red Cross website, my immediate family and myself was still banned from donating blood. When I was stationed in Europe (1981-1984) during my military days, which was at the height of the Mad Cow disease, we had consumed meat over there, of course, so we have not been allowed to donate blood as a result. I would have thought after all this time the prohibition would have been lifted, but not yet, and probably won’t ever will be. Do need to check again because things do change at times and I haven’t checked in a while.

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    Darwinskeeper  10 months ago

    Mine used to be Loorna Doones.

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    cervelo  10 months ago

    I’m a volunteer at Canadian Blood Services, I’d say more than half of our donors are regulars with over 100 donations or more. I love how they look forward to their snacks. Just like kids…

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    cissycox  10 months ago

    I used to give as often as allowed from college until well into my sixties. But so much scar tissue built up in my arm that they asked me to stop. They could get the needle in, but the blood wouldn’t come out. Now when I have health issues and need an IV, they sometimes have to call a special set of techs to get the blood to flow. I do miss the juice and cookies.

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    eced52  10 months ago

    Mine is Grandma’s oatmeal raisin cookies, and Pepsi.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 10 months ago

    I was cut off after 13 gallons. Time spent in East Europe was given as a reason. Never bothered checking back.

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    Jhony-Yermo  10 months ago

    Thanks Jef. Great little pro-blood donation topic. In the Army when we donated blood, we got juice and cookies and we got out of PT the next day! :-)

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    rshive  10 months ago

    I tried to donate blood once, in the footsteps of my Dad who was a big donor. About two minutes into the process I turned a “whiter than white” white. They decided that I wasn’t suitable.

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    DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago

    I hope to go back to donating platelets soon.

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    mfrasca  10 months ago

    What would happen if a vampire regularly donated blood?

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    Bill The Nuke  9 months ago

    Mine is Danish butter cookie. But recent blood tests show me as prediabetic, so no cookies or candy for me. I’ve already lost 5 pounds.

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 9 months ago

    That’s my blood type, too. The original kind.

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 9 months ago

    Mine is nutter butters, too. the original kind, though

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    SofaKing Premium Member 9 months ago

    My blood bank has Pop Corners and cans of orange juice. I’m O Negative, so any of you can get my blood.

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    KathyMoon1  9 months ago

    I miss the Lorna Doones!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  9 months ago

    For some reason I always crave apple juice after I donate; that’s the only time I drink it.

    For solids, Cheezits, kettle-corn Pop Corners, or Lorna Doone.

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    chuck  9 months ago

    If you can spare the time to donate platelets, you get to watch a movie as well.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 9 months ago

    They don’t offer Nutter Butters around here. We get Oreos, Lorna Doones, potato chips, and pretzels. Not a bad selection, but now I’m craving Nutter Butters…

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    puddleglum1066  9 months ago

    Famous Anous chocolate chip cookies and Pop Corners these days. The blood bank no longer has the home-made brownies.

    My blood bank gives out other interesting gifts, most notably a series of t-shirts. Back last spring I scored the St. Patrick’s Day “O’Donor—Universal Draught” shirt (type O donors only), styled like a Guinness Draught Stout label. Late summer I picked up a “Bled Zeppelin” design (parody of the classic Led Zep tour shirt). December was “Donating Blood Kept Me Off the Naughty List” tacky Christmas shirt, plus an “I Gave S’More Blood” for doing a double-red-cell donation on the vampire machine.

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    ValancyCarmody Premium Member 9 months ago

    I always preferred the pretzels, but I can’t donate any more :(

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    rugeirn  9 months ago

    I am skeptical that she ever asked anyone about it. At every age, people generally quite happily assume they know everything they need to know to make a judgement. Having enough curiosity to suspect that asking a question or two would be profitable is a rare trait.

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    riberas4pokemon Premium Member 9 months ago

    I tell them every time if they don’t have Nutter Butters at the canteen I want my blood back.

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    goboboyd  9 months ago

    I looked forward to snarfing more than my share of popcorn.

    Over the years I managed 65 gallons before age 65. My doctor strongly suggested I stop. Donating. Popcorn in moderation.

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    Linda Gabel Premium Member 9 months ago

    Cheesits are my snack of choice. I just got my 200 donations pin. I try to go every 3 weeks to donate platelets, and yes, the scarred veins make it a bit tougher, but it’s all good.

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    Font Lady Premium Member 9 months ago

    Next month will be donation 104, thirteen gallons. I’ll get my pin and grape juice and cookies. And a t-shirt or socks or something.

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    Stephen Gilberg  9 months ago

    Glad this kid could manage there. I once saw a woman leave a little girl in a stroller in the Red Cross waiting area. Donors took turns reading to her, so it didn’t go too badly, but I worried that she might need a diaper change.

    Incidentally, I’m giving platelets this Saturday.

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    sisterea  9 months ago

    Take your kids when you go vote as well.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  9 months ago

    Last time I donated blood, they gave out fruit.

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    Ron Bauerle  9 months ago

    Part of the reason I started donating was the (probably misplaced) hope that the calories needed to replace the blood would help me lose weight (or at least keep it stable). I generally only drink diet pop, though most of the time all they have is Diet Coke (ugh) so I either bring my own or indulge in the sugared stuff…

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