Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 26, 2012

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    Manhunter808  almost 12 years ago

    So, she’s keeping the pear tree I guess.

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    DavidGBA  almost 12 years ago

    Returns must be complete!

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    celeconecca  almost 12 years ago

    Say on day 1, it’s a partridge, day 2 a partridge and a 2 turtle dove, day 3 a partridge, two doves and 3 hens… she’ll really have to return: 12 drummers, 22 pipers, 30 lords, 36 ladies, 40 maids, 42 swans, 42 geese, 40 rings, 36 calling birds, 30 french hens, 22 turtle doves, 12 partridges (I was trying to see if there was a number pattern – I’m bored)

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    Perkycat  almost 12 years ago

    I would have at least kept the 5 gold rings!

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    hippogriff  almost 12 years ago

    Perkycat: They were from her “true love” (sweetheart), so there are probably strings attached.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    There is actually a song called “The 12 Days AFTER Christmas” that deals with exactly this. It’s very funny.

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    themadyank  almost 12 years ago

    So is she looking for a refund for a single set of just 78 items totaling $25,431.18 or the complete 364 gift set given over the course of the song with a price tag of $107,300.24 (values according to PNC Wealth Management)?

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/26/gifts-in-the-twelve-days-of-christmas-cost-107000-this-year-thanks-to-rising-feed-prices/

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    bmonk  almost 12 years ago

    She must be keeping the pear tree, and the goose eggs.

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