Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 21, 2018

Nah, he’s too big of a chicken.

This moment is about to get mega-awkward!

Okay, but go outside and have a hose ready. He might be a little gamey.

An odd egg if ever I’ve seen one.

But what will she think of him without his big . . . . rooster.

Chicken Boo!

Harry is really Colonel Sanders…

What costume?

a rooster with claws?

Well, if he got this far with you without taking off his costume, what’s the difference?

Well, she married him because he is a large ….. um, “male chicken”. Or maybe has one.

Looks like the prelude to an episode of the ‘Twilight Zone’.

From the beginning, she should have been careful about what she wished for!

Dating must have been BUCK-AWKward.

Can’t we play something else besides KFC guy meets lonely lady?

Harry…the cluck is ticking.

Actually, this isn’t a costume.

Oral sex must have been ..awkward

Careful there, he could be a Catfish.

Costume? What costume?