“Lounging” & scrounging for love.
The “Mashed Potato” is now “The Mashed Couch Potato.”
You’re lucky he can still stand up.
Saving all his energy for the big moment.
Sometimes he preens his feathers during commercials.
Notice the excessive, colourful plumage around the middle.
Wasn’t he a Peacock two days ago?
It’s a Big Screen, with over One Thousand channels!
He’s not tweeting like he used to either….
Lookin’ for love in too many faces.
If my wife passes on, no way am I reentering the dating world. My memories of dating are not all good and I’d rather not do that again. Besides, there is no way that I could improve on her. :)
the early bird gets the worm, the late one does not
In this position, a couple can enjoy “Dancing with the Stars”.
The joke works better if you take the first three words off.
Looking for love in all the wrong places…
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
“Lounging” & scrounging for love.
eromlig over 3 years ago
The “Mashed Potato” is now “The Mashed Couch Potato.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
You’re lucky he can still stand up.
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
Saving all his energy for the big moment.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Sometimes he preens his feathers during commercials.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Notice the excessive, colourful plumage around the middle.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wasn’t he a Peacock two days ago?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s a Big Screen, with over One Thousand channels!
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
He’s not tweeting like he used to either….
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Lookin’ for love in too many faces.
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
If my wife passes on, no way am I reentering the dating world. My memories of dating are not all good and I’d rather not do that again. Besides, there is no way that I could improve on her. :)
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago
the early bird gets the worm, the late one does not
Doug K over 3 years ago
In this position, a couple can enjoy “Dancing with the Stars”.
Stupid over 3 years ago
The joke works better if you take the first three words off.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looking for love in all the wrong places…