My new love (iPad 2) goes to bed with me every night.
Better not get her an iPad or she’ll never need you.
If only you’d married an actual person. Run away. Run away. Find a live to live before it’s too late. Leave her. She’s done for.
Am I the only one who thinks this is too real to be funny?
So find another woman, duh :D
LiviaBay almost 13 years ago
My new love (iPad 2) goes to bed with me every night.
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Better not get her an iPad or she’ll never need you.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 13 years ago
If only you’d married an actual person. Run away. Run away. Find a live to live before it’s too late. Leave her. She’s done for.
monawarner almost 13 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks this is too real to be funny?
i_am_the_jam almost 13 years ago
So find another woman, duh :D