Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for April 19, 2012

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    Gator007  over 12 years ago

    I, a man, will never surrender!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Be gone and be both.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago

    The only person who needs to surrender is Lizzie!

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    Davepostmp  over 12 years ago

    If she insists on winning every time she could easily win a divorce; but then who would she argue with?

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    serenasakitty  over 12 years ago

    You don’t have much going for you if you want a divorce just because your partner disagrees with you. Having said that, I agree that if neither one knows or can remember what they were arguing about, it is time to end it.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Oh, so that is what love is. When a man surrenders. Hmm. Let me mull that one over and then see if I can find me a man to surrender to me!

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    steelersneo  over 12 years ago

    And thus it is proven that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. It makes sense that Liz would grow up and marry such a sniveling embarrassment to men everywhere since she grew up without a male role model in a matriarchal household.

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    Are2Dee2  6 months ago

    So, that’s the one and only purpose of a husband . . . to surrender his manhood to an overbearing b* of a wife?

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