Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 21, 2009

Your poodle thinks you’re a hamburger…

So would the chrysalis stage be a spork?

I used to think I was a fork trapped in a spoon’s body… before I joined AA.

The poodle obviously doesn’t care about the silverware situation. Give that pooch a cheeseburger!

I thought the spoon ran away with the dish.

Dog can haz cheezeburger?

I like itisme’s theory.

After digitally enhancing the background, I discovered Uri Geller hiding in the red house.

Yes, but can Uri bend FORKS?! Some mystifier! http://tinyurl.com/f9f3g

Uri Geller Exposed by James Randi! http://tinyurl.com/y6vml3

I like to spoon and then fork.

wndrwrthgPro: You’ve done it again, Excellent!

Excellent art. Excellent text. Excellent burger.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house Not a creature was stirring, No spoons.

Actually, I suspect the Blue Rajah was running out of ammo and hit up your silverware drawer for a refill.

There must be some other explanation, spoons and forks usually have mutual exclusive theologies. I think little fluffy poodle-kins is up to something.

If your spoons are disappearing, someone in your house is stealing them to cook their drugs. (or dig tunnels in the sandbox. This one is easy to check with a metal detector.)

Maybe the spoons are hanging out with my lost socks.

That poodle would like a burger, and so would I.

“Our spoons are turning into forks. My poodle and I used to have an equal number of each, but no more. We’re convinced that our spoons are defecting to the other side. Could it be that our forks felt like they were trapped in a spoon’s body?”

FAT translation:

“We have a fork and spoon .. I have a dog on May 1, at all levels to use, but no more, we are confident that we have to add / restore other. Increase the detainees, the feeling of the body as a key?”

Get yourself some chopsticks. They are happy being what they are.