Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 27, 2009

Oh, it’ll mold itself to fit you perfectly!

Holy hamhocks, Teresa!

As good as use for it as anything else.

Always wondered what to do with junk email. If I printed out my daily dose there’d surely be enough for a booster seat.

Spam spam spam spam….

As a founding member of the Spam Defense League, I take offense to this senseless abuse of a perfectly useful, if somewhat salty, foodstuff. There are a good many Pacific Islanders and Britons who would not be here today were it not for the portability and calorie rich yumminess of Spam! Scoff if you will, but there may come a day when YOUR pantry is denuded to the point that a little rectangular can is as desirable as tofu, or sprouts, or whatever it is you people eat these days.

Rise up! Rise up, I say, and slice it thick! Brown it in a skillet, about three minutes each side, melt some Velveeta on it…yum.

WE of the Equal Time for Vegemite [ pronounced Et-Vedge ] hungrily demand er, um equal time!

PS - baslimthebegger: bum-mer! LLOL

Google “Spam haiku”

For example:

http://web.mit.edu/jync/www/spam/picks5.html

http://www.pitt.edu/~blair1/spam-haiku.html

If it wasn’t for SPAM, I wouldn’t know to send my $1,500 payment to Nigeria to receive my ten million dollars

My booster seat was made of lima beans. Come to think of it, it still is.

hey, I sent my bank info to the nigerian bank and received my 14.6 million dollars.. it’s really ligit…it seems nobody but me believed it! ….I am now typing this on my laptop on my private beach on my own island in the caribbean…..think I’ll have another bahama mama , maybe go snorkeling this afternoon……sure is peaceful watching the turquoise sea lap at the white sandy beach ….ahhhhh, this is the life!

“My SPAM seems to have a negative opinion of my male parts.”

As does mine, Doctortoon. It’s only fair for me, though. I’m female, so of course my male parts aren’t up to snuff.