Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 24, 2010

No fish fingers for you!

Only four, if I read the plate correctly. What does your contract have to say about that?! Harumph! Dinner divas!

I see three fingers. But, then I went to the Blog and I am ready for the quiz, Teresa.

Maybe fish are measured with fingers, like horses with hands. A fishermans word is not always ironclad.

There are only three strings…er, I mean fish fingers. The fourth you think you see is a shadow cast by the third.

re blog: Fifteen Things You Should Know About Breasts… thankx

Y’all constantly overlook the subtle nuances in the FA panels. This one isn’t about the food, it’s about the utensil; the LONE utensil. Why would there only be one utensil? The unmistakeable answer is that the LONE utensil is a … (wait for it) … SPORK! This FA is about the spork! (Well, maybe, not really. I just like to say “spork.”)

Ohh, I sure could’ve used one of those when faced with the same predicament!

And I got a finger for you too Mr. Sullivan…

So let me get this straight: Women are legally allowed to be topless in Hawaii, Texas, Ohio, New York and Maine?

RotiferThalweg: Have you considered that it’s all about the foon, not the spork?

by the way, whaletail - topless is okay in Ontario as well….

Somewhere there’s a whole school of fish swimming around without their fingers.

If it’s legal in Maine, “I’m moving to Kittery.”

@whitetail: Now that’s just plain silly. The spork has its own web site - http://www.spork.org/. Your fictive foon? I think we know the answer to that. SPORKS FOREVER! (foons for never). (But, thanks for the opportunity to work “spork” into this thread 3 more times)

wasn’t spork on the enterprise?

uh… that’s MR. Spork to you

I’ve always called ‘em fish-stix. Maybe they’re calling them fish fingers after the South Park episode about the “funniest joke”.

“You’re a freak, Spork! You belong in the circus… next to the dog-faced-boy!”

I’m surprised the little girl even has an appetite after finishing her “disturbing novel about a young homicidal psychopath”…

(Loved the stop-motion door sequence, BTW.)

I see a spoon too, 3hour, but I didn’t want to say so and spoil Rotifer’s foon fantasy and spork s—–???—-.

OMG!! There is a spoon on the plate… now what?

Well, ONE of the Doors doesn’t…I wouldn’t mind being buried in Paris (I don’t mean right now, maybe later - much later). ( And quack, quack, BPM…lol)