Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 27, 2010

Love that metallic ink T-shirt on the blog! Radiology is full of surprizes

When you’ve finished with your bunny fantasies, I’ll be here.

It is a balancing act.

Easy, big fella! Deep breaths…..

That’s no Playboy™ bunny!!!

Teresa must be really close to this bunny for it to have her name tattooed on such a special place.

Is that pubic hair???

Where can I get one of those metallic ink t-shirts?

Teresa, I have no idea where you find the amazing stuff that you do. It’s like you’re this natural conduit for the orgasmically bizarre.

On the note of Civil Defense, I used to pass these out on the streets of NY in the 60’s for a lark with my friends:

Yeah, I liked today’s signature. I’m a typical GoComics reader…

now this is a classic MzD-B strip…..

PS: also you give good blog today….

The only @#%$@ I am wrestling with is this image of Rabbit wearing baby bunnies as shoes, down on both knees with heart shaped nipples and a Phallus in the shape of Teresas’ name and playing Peek-A-Boo with Dr. Freud. This makes Silence of the Lambs look like a nursery rhyme. I need a cigarette.

Now I am all confused as to what day of the week it is. No fishnet to tell me it was Friday!

no fishnet nor a nude drama can be fun - i was carrying about 50 pounds plus of cat food and other groceries and someone yelled at me as i nudged them i said sorry, person grunted angrily gave them a quarter and told them to go buy some manners confused grunter

Teresa just showed you some of the tame Stu Meads - I don’t think even the Sunday FB could handle most of the others. Stu is rather keen on adolescent sexuality…

Teresa - since you asked us to take you’re Self-Published Novel Seriously, we (the Great Unwashed) always do what you say, and I have a dubble minor in Novelism and Editation from UTEP, here goes.

Several Plot elements strain credulity and should be Rewritten.

Now, first of all, you use “Now” to begin a sentence only three times. Good Novelism 101 dictates that “Now” be used to begin EVERY sentence that doesn’t begin with “And.” And you only use “And” to begin three sentences. Now, you should try to begin more sentences with “And.” And then you wouldn’t have to use “Now” so often.

And, second of all, you set you’re Novel in a restaurant owned by this Cheral person. Now Everyone knows a Young Woman in her childbearing years cannot operate a business. They are not very good at business matters. And could never successfully operate anything as complicated as a Diner. You should make her Husband, Brother or male Neighbor the owner, and she can be a waitress. Now you could make her older than 39 (after she has served her useful purpose in life). Maybe Women of That Age shouldn’t own a Business, either. But if She’s That Old, who cares?

Now, third of all, the Mayan calendar ends on December 30, 2012. So a setting in the year 2048 is so fantastical it could make the Authorism of you’re Work as a whole seem comically Dilettantish (is it Dilettantish or Dilettante-ish? I forget)

And, Next-To-Lastly, for Marketing purposes, you might want to tamp down the overtly sexual nature of you’re SubPlot (Everyone knows that “Shuttle launch” has the same meaning as “Hiking the Appalachian Trail”). Since every other book on the shelves is either by, for or about Sarah Palin, change the NASA theme to a Tea Party one and screw Left Wing Pinko Pulitzer Prize Committee ‘cause we’re talking KaChing!

Now, finally, you’re Main Character is named “David.” And, Everyone also knows that all Davids are Nothing but a bunch of homesexual warmongering Puppykillers. You should Change his first name to something that implies warrmth, empathy, virility, rectitude, and, above all, common sense reasonableness (such as Joe-Allen).

Otherwise your style and composition Is Unrefudiatably perfect. And I should Know - Mother was an English teacher.

P.S. Does Cheral’s Diner serve Lasagna?

Paris in the 50’s, I hope nobody is that lonely. But she’s callipygous.