Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 04, 2011

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    That’s because you drank a gallon of water..

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    wndrwrthg  over 13 years ago

    Obviously you needed sleep with “Platformate”.

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    Sisyphos  over 13 years ago

    I know the feeling! But at least you’re printing neatly nonetheless….

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    The Old Wolf  over 13 years ago

    My the silken breast of Mogg’s mother, that is such a great expression. I’m stealing it to add to my repertoire. Do you hear me, Teresa? I’m stealing it!

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    The Old Wolf  over 13 years ago

    “On those infrequent occasions when the three-toed sloth climbs down to the base of its tree to deposit dung, sloth moths fly out of the sloth’s fur. The female moths lay their eggs in the pile of sloth dung pellets. The moth larvae hatch and feed on material (e.g. undigested plant remains, etc.) in the dung or nearby plants. When they become adult moths, they fly up into the canopy and find a sloth in whose hair they live and hide.”

    (Passport to Knowledge)

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Wish I had a half gallon of brain, er sleep.

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    Ray_C  over 13 years ago

    That’s plenty of sleep if you sip it, but it looks like you chug-a-lugged it.

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    Timothyhayseed  over 13 years ago

    one more beer and i would have made it all nite

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    Cat43ullus  over 13 years ago

    Is it that the price per gallon is going through the roof so that he could only afford that much? Are the Somnolence Cartels to blame?

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    Oxnate  over 13 years ago

    I’m 95% certain that I’ve seen this one before. Either that or I dreamed that I had seen this one before.RE: Telephone: How many songs does it hold?

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    runar  over 13 years ago

    I was a knot short of a hectare.

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    runar  over 13 years ago

    Fnord.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Apathy Alert!! Do not read the following if you are easily bored.Laches is not a claim, it is an equitable defense. In this case Spaceman Mitchell would presumably assert the doctrine of laches as an affirmative defense to NASA’s suit for replevin of the camera.

    Spaceman Mitchell’s right to assert the defense of laches will most likely be met by an unclean hands counterargument from NASA, under the theory that “he who seeks equity must do equity.” If Spaceman Mitchell came into possession of the camera by virtue of a five finger discount, under an equitable analysis his hands would be dirty and he would be barred from asserting an equitable defense.

    Red Eared Slider Alert – I went on a pre dawn bike ride on the Arkansas River Trail this morning, and I saw an unusual number (4) of red eared sliders crossing the path of the 14 mile loop that I like to ride. They were all heading away from the river. I have no idea what that means.P.S. Although it has nothing to do with laches, unclean hands, replevin or (as far as I know), red eared sliders, my favorite equitable maxim is “Equity delights to do justice and not by halves.” (In this regard Equity and Solomon would have disagreed.)

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    No hot dogs here, pulled pork, yum!

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    The Old Wolf  over 13 years ago

    @Oxnate: After the call is terminated, don’t hang up. In about a minute or so, the phone will begin a rather loud “beepbeepbeep” to remind you to hang the receiver up. By alternately covering and uncovering the earpiece, you can create any number of rhythms. You’re limited only by your imagination!

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    grapfhics  over 13 years ago

    Peek a Boo on blog – unfunny

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    trekkermint  over 13 years ago

    sloths would be scary if they were fasts

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    Oxnate  over 13 years ago

    Peek a Boo on blog – how NOT to use super glue.

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  19. Oldwolfcookoff
    The Old Wolf  over 13 years ago

    Peekaboo on Blog: Hilarious!

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