Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 05, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Get your organs back before you escape.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Iā€™m sure that if you continue to gnaw at the problem, that the answer will present itself.Is Teresa back yet?

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    pipinseoul Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Heā€™d probably check the obituaries to find out when the real Teresa Burritt became ā€œlateā€ if not great, since sheā€™d presumably never have shuffled James Earl Jones so abruptly off this mortal coil.

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    coltish1  about 10 years ago

    Heā€™d repeatedly flub the line.

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    ā€œLate?ā€ Whoā€™s late? This organless rat is delusional. ā€”Not to mention trapped in a never-ending FA Wonderland.

    TO: Mr. James Earl JonesRE: Premature obituaryMESSAGE: We little froggies apologize for this humiliating error!

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    sukiec  about 10 years ago

    He joins the ranks of those who can say as Clemens did, ā€œReports of my death are greatly exaggerated.ā€

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Pepelaputr is having ā€˜puter issues and so itā€™ll be a day or a few before heā€™s back here or updating FAAS.[ā€œThe More you Knowā€ graphic goes here but Iā€™m lazy]

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    Skylark  about 10 years ago

    Heā€™d suck it upā€¦and so should you rat!

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