Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 06, 2016

They’ve been wondering if they may have got to pay a visit to either a dermatologist or an allergist to see whether or not if anything can be done about their hives..

And they raced back to the Honeycomb Hideout.

If you have a choice between angry and useless or temperate and unnecessary, take tepid. It’s cheaper, more effective, and doesn’t put forehead marks on the walls.

so… wait… are you traveling? or…

Luke Warm… a lesser known character in the Star Wars saga!!!

Warm Luke and the Cool Hands reverting back to WASP form.

Is it not reasonable to believe that this race is destined to dispossess many weaker ones, assimilate others, and mould the remainder until… it has Anglo-Saxonized mankind?

Congratulations to our very own aspiring cartoonist Teresa McSmartyPants. Her FA strip from 8 years ago (featuring the Frog Applausians) made the Beta Overlords DST Honor Roll this morning.

(Number 2 on the list, Number 1 in your heart)

Why, it’s almost 8:30 a.m. “new” time and of the 300 million people in the USA I’ll bet at least half a dozen of them have already noted her achievement! Good job, Tee! Extra dessert for you tonight!

I have done some deep research and discovered that 3HourTour seems to be employed by the Gitcher/Buzzon Toy and Novelty Corporation. Now his mention of it in relation to an obvious wasp nest seems absolutely reasonable.

I have also discovered that the salesmen are traveling, not the toys and novelties, as that would just be creepy.

I saw a blue jay picking wasps out of the air and snapping them in half with its beak. Once the nest was unguarded, it tore it from its mooring and had it as a nice little Happy Meal to go. Larva are pure protein, after all, and blue jays seem to be as smart as or smarter than people.

Or me anyway… I’ve never mastered the art of catching wasps in my beak and breaking them in half, and it’s not for lack of trying.

It should be noted here that when I say research, what I mean is that I made something up and then went looking for random junk to provide a lashed together support structure.

Whenever I say something is scientific, documented or well-known, that means that I made it up and have created a plausible cover story to provide evidence for it.

Of course, evidence, in this case, is only whatever I have applied to be a supporting argument.

Notably, this form of reasoning is documented in the Monty Python’s Holy Grail movie, in the “burn the witch” scene. Since we know a witch will float, we can determine guilt or innocence by comparing her weight to that of a duck.

Re: Beta site

Simply go to your profile and enter the name you want, same as you do now. The name change will affect all of your comments.

That part hasn’t changed.

As the Hive-Ship materialized into our space-time continuum, we all heard as if in our heads the dreaded message that we had made ourselves unnecessary.

Some resolved to fight our new masters. But I told them that their Resistance was Useless, with dull warmluke edges. Yet did they listen?

Ha! Who listens to a condemned ex-king facing unending torment? You Know Who You Are….

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.